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(Source: argentinian-idiot)
sexy things to say in bed:
- your lips feel like sandpaper
- cars 2
- fidel castro
- mayonnaise
- dad
- bee movie
- you got that wrong
- Oniichan?
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Rick Ross “attempting” to moonwalk in the Colombia Remix video.
I HAD to make a gif of this! lol
LLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bye!
beater and skinnies.. lmfao
(Source: somewherenaked)
pope???? more like DOPE h a ha 420 blaze it catholic
dis nigga sound like a microwave
Lmfaooooooo
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?